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- Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do.
- "Lee, pound for pound, might well have been one of the strongest men in the world, and certainly one of the quickest".
- A T-shirt (T shirt or tee) is a shirt which is pulled on over the head to cover most of a person's torso. A T-shirt is usually buttonless and collarless, with a round neck and short sleeves.
- A short-sleeved casual top, generally made of cotton, having the shape of a T when spread out flat
- (t-shirt) jersey: a close-fitting pullover shirt
- (T Shirt (album)) T Shirt is a 1976 album by Loudon Wainwright III. Unlike his earlier records, this (and the subsequent 'Final Exam') saw Wainwright adopt a full blown rock band (Slowtrain) - though there are acoustic songs on T-Shirt, including a talking blues.
- brassy: tastelessly showy; "a flash car"; "a flashy ring"; "garish colors"; "a gaudy costume"; "loud sport shirts"; "a meretricious yet stylish book"; "tawdry ornaments"
- (of an item for sale) Low in price; worth more than its cost
- relatively low in price or charging low prices; "it would have been cheap at twice the price"; "inexpensive family restaurants"
- bum: of very poor quality; flimsy
- Charging low prices
- (of prices or other charges) Low
Chuck Norris
Flash - because Chuck Norris doesn't really need to follow normal creature-spell timing rules
No Mana cost - because Chuck Norris doesn't need mana
First strike - because Chuck Norris always strikes first
Haste - because Chuck Norris always gets down to business as soon as he gets there
Deathtouch - Do I seriously need to explain this? ;-)
Indestructible - ditto
Protection from everything - Chuck Norris doesn't really need protection from everything, it's just that everything else is afraid to touch Chuck Norris
Other beats can't attack - Opponent's creatures fear Chuck Norris, and your own creatures won't need to attack
Damage from Chuck Norris can't be prevented - because nothing can stop Chuck Norris, not even Fog
Player loses the game instead of being dealt damage by Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris only need to say "I'm hitting you" to kill an opponent.
Chuck Norris Joke #1
Chuck norris died 20 year's ago but death hasn't worked up the courage to tell him. I heard this from my friend alex.
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